-to be continued

[ohihateyou]

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[ohihateyou]

Honestly, you probably would. I still can't believe how good you are at that.

[blastedass]

I don't want my shoulders and arms locking up.

[ohihateyou]

You know, I've never had that problem.

[blastedass]

You don't detonate explosions from your hands.

[ohihateyou]

Unfortunately!

[blastedass]

Jealous? That's kinda cute.

[ohihateyou]

You know how much damage I could do? Of course I'm jealous.

[blastedass]

[How about we not tell Dito about All for One, whose Quirk allows him to transfer a person's Quirk to himself another person...]

You're not a fucking pushover yourself.

[ohihateyou]

[ But it would make his day! Although, All for One is seriously ugly, so probably not. ]

I would be shit at my job if I was. Hey, so does it only work with your hands?

[blastedass]

[There's a reason Bakugou calls AFO "Nutsack Face".]

Yeah. It's called a Quirk Factor. Some people's are one part of their body, some people's are their entire body.

[ohihateyou]

[ Dito would rather have nothing to do with a nutsack face. ]

Huh. Well, good. When you start losing it again, I don't have to worry about your brain exploding.

[blastedass]

[Good boy. Don't take candy from ball-faced strangers.]

So you worry about me.

[ohihateyou]

When it's in my best interest to. For example, I need you to stay hot.

[blastedass]

As if I'd let myself go.

[ohihateyou]

Well, if your brain exploded, it'd really mess up your face. Then I'd have nothing.

[blastedass]

I'm not gonna blow up my fucking brain.

[ohihateyou]

Then I can rest easy. Keep up the good work.

[blastedass]

[ ... ]

Maybe you should get hungover more often.

[But that'll be when the front door opens and he heads inside. Time to feed the brat.]

I'm home.

[Called out just so Dito knows.]

[ohihateyou]

[ Being completely covered by blankets, he wouldn't know otherwise. And he isn't moving from there, so he just sends a very dark picture of probably his deeply frowning face under the blanket, along with another text because he's not shouting back. ]

Fucking finally.

[blastedass]

[Yeah yeah, drama queen. Bakugou locks the door and sets down a few bags before heading to his room. He opens the door quietly, crosses over to the other side to shut the curtains and blinds, then takes a seat on the bed beside the Dito-shaped mound under the blanket.]

Open up. It's dark and I brought you food.

[Time to get rid of the hangover.]

[ohihateyou]

You did?

[ That's a pretty good incentive to move. He peeks out, squinting as he emerges from the blanket, sitting up to let it pool around his hips. ]

I don't even remember if I asked you to.

[blastedass]

Forget already?

[He said he would. But Dito answers that question after sitting up and Bakugou pulls a still-hot bag out of one of the larger bags. It's a half-sub Reuben-style sandwich, with shaved pork, sauerkraut, and cheese. Not something Bakugou'd go for, but definitely something to help with a hangover by soaking up the lingering effects of alcohol.

Heavier on the sauerkraut, fuck...]

Here. It's still hot.

[ohihateyou]

What the hell? Did I fall asleep in the middle of talking to you?

[ It is possible. He's happy enough to take the bag and examine its contents, though, scrunching his nose. ]

...Are you trying to poison me?

[ He still opens it up and takes a small bite, because he's about 90% sure Bakugou wouldn't poison him. ]

[blastedass]

I asked you what kind you liked, idiot.

[Didn't take a fucking rocket scientist to put two and two together. Then apparently when you live your whole short life with no one giving a shit, those thoughts don't show up. Who'd've thought.]

Stuff it in your mouth and stop asking stupid questions.

[Bakugou gathered by now that Dito likes those kinds of foods. Beer, yogurt, cheese, fermented stuff.]

[ohihateyou]

I'm eating it, damn.

[ Which he is, actually a lot hungrier than he'd realized at first after lying around all day and having basically nothing but a lot of alcohol before he went to bed before that. It's still a weird thing for Bakugou to do. ]

So what do you want?

[ Not at all a stupid question. ]